shar's 1st time gettin' wet

went to seaworld with my lil sis shar and lil brho jason... read about it here on my lil brho's blog.

ARIDzona

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hmm. went on this trip to visit family. more specifically. my brother and his family. my nephews. my bro is gettin stationed in japan. i think for like 6yrs or so. other things goin on this week? my lil brho's dinner, seaworld trip again, beer pong after, lady rho brho bbq thing, EDC. i skipped all that shit plus making money at work to travel 7 hrs to arizona to have family time. lets see how this decision is working out for me so far?...

-car ride from SD to AZ... scuffle to skirmish to uncomfortable tension in the vehicle. an angry switch of drivers and 5 hrs later = arrival to ft huachuca.

-bad feelings and attitudes still lingering...anger and low blows take place towards me by my sister. we have a disagreement too. *see fb status.

-nephews are apparently still scared of guys. but love girls! iono if thats a good or bad thing. bad in that they run and hide and cry when i get near them. =/ lovely. see pics 2 & 4. one good thing? rion likes to play halo 3. pic 3. and plays xbox live with me.

-there is nothing here. absolutely nothing here. feels like smallville. saw a truck with a confederate flag. yay. i feel welcome here.
-they do have BUFFET fast food places?! say whaaaat?! yeah....u heard me right. BUFFET/ALL YOU CAN EAT------pizza hut! kfc!...wow...crazy.

-my bro and his wifey get in an argument. not gonna detail this part. but this was the worst part of the trip so far =/

....to be continued....

Eight Equals Capital D

8=D

had work again today. u know. seems like most of my stories from work come from wat happens in the restroom near my work. haha. but yeah. i jus took a piss, wash up, then walk out and this lil kid goes to one of the urinals to take a piss. he drops his pants all teh way down to his ankles then pisses with his 4 yr old penis exposed. haha that jus got me thinking bout how kids do that when theyre young. haha. when do boys stop droppin their pants all the way to just take a piss at a urinal? haha. wat if a grown person did that? like someone my age. haha. just a thought.

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Water you doing?! *some stories while working @ seaworld

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-Personal Stories from Seaworld-

#1

Mauled by a Cougar

i get put on register/cashier. normal day at work. slow day at work. nothing out of the ordinary until.... this lady in her late 30s gets in line. just gets a cup of strawberries. ok. charge her for the order, give her her receipt. she starts to walk out. then. she stops at the door. turns around slowly. walks back towards me. im thinking...maybe there is a price dispute? ppl usually go ape shit over discovering that the cost of a little cup of strawberries is close to $4. but.. nope..that was not the case.

she looks me in the eye and...

asks... "u think i can get some of these souvenir straws?"

me: "um... sure.. if u pay for them"

her: "can u just give me a couple of them? i dont have any more money"

me:"yeah..uh.. i dont think i can do that. but u know? there are some earth/environment-friendly paper straws right outside to the left"

her:*in a whispery semi-seductive voice*"please? please? just...just a couple of them..i just... i just want a couple of them. can u do that for me?"

me:"yeah..uh..sorry maam..i uh...i cant..."

*mid sentence she starts RUBBING the fucking RECEIPT MACHINE!*

me:"..................."

her: *she personalizes it now, saying my name in her seduction techniques(she musta taken comm 103, haha)* "erwin (in my head im like how the fuck does she know my name?! then i look down at my nametage =P haha), please?! im begging u...just let me get a couple"

me:"i cant...im sorry maam..i really cant"

her: sensing that she cant change my decision she backs down and just walks out.

wow...did that really fuckin happen?! still in disbelief.. if only she flashed me...u woulda gotten some straws then maam. well...maybe... haha.

#2

Fuck You, Dad!

yet another seemingly normal day at work. i go to the bathroom. take a piss then proceed to wash my hands. a 3 or 4yr old looking boy takes a piss also under his fathers supervision. the boy then just starts to walk out the bathroom. the father goes, "son, go wash your hands before u go". the boy stops walking. turns around. looks at his father. then yells, "FUCK YOU, DAD!". uh..... uh.... well alright then. haha. the father just says, oh ok. omg...ur 3yr old son just verbally cut ur balls off. wow dude. fuckin nuts! or lack of nuts! haha.

#3

Streaking is the Shit....literally.

more bathroom bafoonery. haha.

in the bathroom next to my work. i go to one of the stalls. in the stall next to me...is a father/son pairing. the boy(prolly around 4yrs old) is taking a crap. the father is helping. the boy has like ADHD or somethin or just likes misbehaving and not following directions and/or scared of toilets. haha. the boy takes a crap, starts screaming AND RUNNING around! with...POO HANDS! yes.. poo hands....poo on his nasty child hands. running around not listenin to his father. so im like...alright im gettin outta here. i go and open my stall door... and i hear/feel a loud hard THUNK! i knock that boy in the head with the stall door and he falls to the ground! on the way down his poo hands hit the stall door and a STREAK OF POO is left visible on the door!

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Can u fathers that visit sea world with your sons please grow some balls and control ur damn kids?!

Nobody Likes When shiFt Happens

06.16.2009

-Destiny's arrival-

my Lil Sis Shar comes round yonder at 2 hrs past noon. helps me out by givin me a ride to the city college transcript request office place. need it for my app to univ of okla. Food time! she takes me to ralphs. best place...ever! haha. got some essentials. then over to the deli section. =) ohhhh yeahhh. wat was my meal u ask? it was a whole rotisserie chicken (lemon herb flavoring) and 8 pcs of drumsticks (2 of the spicy variety). absolutely DELIcious. is that why they call it a deli? back to the household to grub while watchin ONE TREE HILL. i dunno... i usually love this show...but cotdayum...this episode was pretty corny, haha. like...when do the 5 most popular girls in high school sing spice girls at a party AND get PRAISED/CHEERS for doin so?! -___- get the fuck outta here with that nonsense. only in north carolina. white ppl r weird.

i get a text from my sister sayin how she is pickin up Destiny(my brothers first child/daughter/ my niece) from the airport.

my sister swoops me up and meet up with them and my other sister emma at the hotel theyre staying at downtown. i see them sitting on the bench. i get out the car. wow. des' looks different. darker? yup! taller? yup! most of all...she looks more...more... mexican. haha. shes half filipino half mexican. and she got some fucked up teeth. no fault of her own. but damn..she needs some braces..stat! haha... she is still teh cuuutest thing in the world tho! =) still got that same personality. i guess u cant change that.

Before... look at that face...how can u NOT LOVE that face! and Now... living in texas apparently makes u look more and more mexican. example below.

we go to "filippi's" in little italy. standing in line...ppl coming out are dishing out rave reviews....like.."its worth the wait"...or..."i keep coming back". hah...ill be the judge of that! had to seat us in the darkest area possible. -___- the food was good tho. dunno bout it bein as good as everyone said tho. it was good tho. convo's at the table were funny....

sam(sister in law) tells us bout her southwest airlines flight over here. how...the pilot announces to everyone, "be aware that your luggage may shift a bit during flight, im sorry, i understand, NOBODY LIKES WHEN SHIFT HAPPENS". -___- other convos involved my sister elisa being an alcoholic who is in denial of actually being an alcoholic. if u talk to her...i bet u 90% of her stories will start with, so i was at ______(fill in the blank with a place that has/sells alcohol).

oh...if u do happen to go to that restaurant...make sure u get the canoli's(sp?) for dessert. DELIcious. des and sam got tired and headed back to the hotel. we all went home. nerve racking day anticipating the reunion. ill see her sometime again this week

Lewis & Clark

06.13.2009

-Trolley Expedition-

*actual adventure pics pending*

starting point = SDSU trolley station. ever taken the trolley and noticed the HAZARD CENTER ads on the vending machines? check em out, theyre pretty funny.

the plan? = head NE on the green line to santee; go back and transfer to the "ARE-range" line to downtown; Blue line to San Ysidro then back to Old town; Green line back to SDSU.

-Green/ Orange/R-ange line-

u see a range of ppl on the different lines. the orange line? u see white ppl. example. in santee. an urban barefooted albino female/ white girl comes aboard. and....proceeds to nonchalantly CLIP HER FUCKING TOE NAILS. ...... ....... ....... foreal?! cotdayum woman! u see black ppl on the way to downtown cutting thru encanto/imperial.

-Blue line to meh-he-coh

a hefty white dude with a bike is sitting in the seats on the aisle across from us. a small manny blacquiao sized mexican attempts to walk thru to find a seat. yes the white mans thick ass thigh is slightly blockin the aisle but its not a big deal. speedy gonzales over here gets all mad and demands that andre the giant move his thunder thigh so that he may pass. lil man starts yelling. HUGE man stands UP, haha. oooooh! i wanna see a fight! ive never actually seen a hate crime in person! exciting! =) haha. didnt happen tho =/ another small mexican breaks it up. im just laughing. the only one laughing. haha. i wanted to see a fight.

-San Ysidro mall *need pics*

*Spaghetti murder

*bASS

*action posters

*flora

-SUSHi! @ CHIBAS

ordered the food..then look who enters the establishment...Ashley, Pablo&Krystle...wat r the odds? and we get a ride home from them...who happen to have 2 SEATS available in their car!