Water you doing?! *some stories while working @ seaworld

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-Personal Stories from Seaworld-

#1

Mauled by a Cougar

i get put on register/cashier. normal day at work. slow day at work. nothing out of the ordinary until.... this lady in her late 30s gets in line. just gets a cup of strawberries. ok. charge her for the order, give her her receipt. she starts to walk out. then. she stops at the door. turns around slowly. walks back towards me. im thinking...maybe there is a price dispute? ppl usually go ape shit over discovering that the cost of a little cup of strawberries is close to $4. but.. nope..that was not the case.

she looks me in the eye and...

asks... "u think i can get some of these souvenir straws?"

me: "um... sure.. if u pay for them"

her: "can u just give me a couple of them? i dont have any more money"

me:"yeah..uh.. i dont think i can do that. but u know? there are some earth/environment-friendly paper straws right outside to the left"

her:*in a whispery semi-seductive voice*"please? please? just...just a couple of them..i just... i just want a couple of them. can u do that for me?"

me:"yeah..uh..sorry maam..i uh...i cant..."

*mid sentence she starts RUBBING the fucking RECEIPT MACHINE!*

me:"..................."

her: *she personalizes it now, saying my name in her seduction techniques(she musta taken comm 103, haha)* "erwin (in my head im like how the fuck does she know my name?! then i look down at my nametage =P haha), please?! im begging u...just let me get a couple"

me:"i cant...im sorry maam..i really cant"

her: sensing that she cant change my decision she backs down and just walks out.

wow...did that really fuckin happen?! still in disbelief.. if only she flashed me...u woulda gotten some straws then maam. well...maybe... haha.

#2

Fuck You, Dad!

yet another seemingly normal day at work. i go to the bathroom. take a piss then proceed to wash my hands. a 3 or 4yr old looking boy takes a piss also under his fathers supervision. the boy then just starts to walk out the bathroom. the father goes, "son, go wash your hands before u go". the boy stops walking. turns around. looks at his father. then yells, "FUCK YOU, DAD!". uh..... uh.... well alright then. haha. the father just says, oh ok. omg...ur 3yr old son just verbally cut ur balls off. wow dude. fuckin nuts! or lack of nuts! haha.

#3

Streaking is the Shit....literally.

more bathroom bafoonery. haha.

in the bathroom next to my work. i go to one of the stalls. in the stall next to me...is a father/son pairing. the boy(prolly around 4yrs old) is taking a crap. the father is helping. the boy has like ADHD or somethin or just likes misbehaving and not following directions and/or scared of toilets. haha. the boy takes a crap, starts screaming AND RUNNING around! with...POO HANDS! yes.. poo hands....poo on his nasty child hands. running around not listenin to his father. so im like...alright im gettin outta here. i go and open my stall door... and i hear/feel a loud hard THUNK! i knock that boy in the head with the stall door and he falls to the ground! on the way down his poo hands hit the stall door and a STREAK OF POO is left visible on the door!

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Can u fathers that visit sea world with your sons please grow some balls and control ur damn kids?!