accelerate my life outta seaworld...and start to 'sea' the world? maybe..

had a talk with my older brother a week or so ago. talked with me bout the option of goin into the military and doin the officer program thing. pretty much went over the kind of pay and the shit id be doin and lookin at now that i have my bachelors degree. pretty much told me how id be makin about how much he is makin right now after a 2yrs (hes been in the army for 11yrs now) and after six yrs id be makin like $76k. cotdayum. foreal?! and he said it was pretty much guaranteed, given that i dont get in trouble with drugs and having sex with females under my command. haha. nice.

so. wat to do? before this i was thinkin bout goin to nursing school... an accelerated program. id have to pay for that tho and add to an already large debt to make it a ludicrous debt. great. and then get paid an RN salary after that? from my public health classes they only make a median avg of 60k. yeah...uh...by then id be in debt bout that much. its not lookin good so far for me goin to nursing school.

i asked a couple ppl.. and they always seem to say.. dont do it if ur heart aint into it. while yeah.. that may be the case.. u know what my brother told me? he said,'i hate officers, cuz of the ridiculous amounts of money they get paid for how dumb as shit they are and for the bullshit things that they DONT have to do, but your my brother, and i love you, and if i were you, id join tomorrow, cuz, it will, in all honesty, be the easiest money youll ever make, id want u, and my sons to be officers too, life would be sweet.' now how do u beat that fuckin statement?

so...time to accelerate my life as their tv ads go? haha. i dunno. but i do know..robby is either gonna do the navy or marines and theirs a buddy system thing where u can join and shit with a friend, in this case a 'brho'. wouldnt mind that...itll be like pledging again. instead of 10wks itll be 8wks of pledging, err, bootcamp, haha. robby can finally see what it would be like to pledge with a legendary kappa king. none of that 'lame'da shit. haha.

so wat would i do in the navy? heres the results of possible careers after takin a mini quiz on their website... seems pretty accurate enough...

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Problem Solver (12)

Careers You May Enjoy
-Electronics
-Energy and Power
-Engineering
-Information Technology
-Intelligence and Communications
-Law Enforcement and Security
-Mechanical and Industrial
-Science
-Special Operations
-Telecommunications
-Computers
-The Problem Solver Profile

Problem Solvers are observant and like to figure out how things work. When challenges arise, they investigate and analyze to find creative solutions. Problem Solvers value science and math, and may view themselves as logical, but also as broad-minded, or independent, thinkers. Does this sound like you? Activities and Interests

If you’re a Problem Solver, you may currently enjoy activities or hobbies such as:
-Board games or role-playing video games
-Visiting museums
-Astronomy
-Collecting: sports cards, stamps, coins or rocks
-Fixing computers or troubleshooting Internet or software issues
-Work Environments
-Research labs, medical facilities, software testing or product development environments are all natural surroundings for the Problem Solver.

As a Problem Solver, it’s likely you’ll enjoy careers that allow you to:
-Figure things out by observation, research and trial and error
-Learn or decipher complex problems or formulas
-Apply scientific theories
-Use microscopes, computers or other investigative tools and techniques
-Think abstractly

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The Do-er Profile

Do-ers often possess athletic or mechanical abilities, and like to work with things they can see or touch, such as machines, tools or animals. They often prefer to work on their own and to work outdoors. Do-ers view themselves as practical, straight-forward and realistic. Does this sound like you? Activities and Interests
If you’re a Do-er, you may currently enjoy activities or hobbies such as:
-Sports or fitness classes
-Hunting or fishing
-Gardening
-Building models
-Repairing cars or electronics
-Woodworking or furniture refinishing
-Work Environments
-Task-oriented activities and work environments often suit Do-ers, who enjoy the sense of accomplishment from completing an activity or project.

As a Do-er, it’s likely you’ll enjoy careers that allow you to:
-Work with machines, vehicles, engines or electronic equipment
-Work with your hands and stay physically active on the job
-Work outdoors
-Build things

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so nothin really else keepin me in sd.. might be time to get outta seaworld and start to 'sea' the world.

"WTF..why is there a cat in the house?!"

work 3-11.

another day at work. thisll be the 5 straight day of working. fuck. i got a present at work today...a set of my own protective gloves when making funnels. haha. nice. got put on register again. theres a register in the lobby too. there was a misunderstanding between the supervisor in charge (melissa = funny/crazy ass white girl from east county who gives me a ride home sometimes) and lourdes (the transfer from another dept). im on register, and melissa is gettin annoyed...and she looks at me and says.."OMFG...im bout to slap this bitch". haha! cotdayum. she crazy. i think melissa wanted to do this to lourdes....





i get home at midnight-ish.

rj tells me that we gotta move out...we cant afford it. great. and if im willin to get a place with him and some other ppl. im down. kinda want my own room but i wont be picky if i dont have a choice. but yeah. great. not really. yes in some senses but not really in others. we got 2 wks. shit...it keeps gettin better.

chillin in my room. and i hear screamin. and jay bakes goes..."why is there a cat in the house?!". haha! i look out in the hall and see it runnin into the living room. i walk to the living room and peek out. i look around and just see bright green eyes..freaks me the fuck out! me and rj funnel it out the door. haha...cotdayum..maybe it is a good thing were moving out. we got a whole damn food chain up in this house! hahahaha. we got cockroaches. we got mice. we got cats. haha. we got cats to eat the mice which are tryin to eat the cockroaches which are tryin to eat the leftover food and dirt and alcohol we got. sigh. haha.

fuck! i got work at 7am. i hate late work shifts that are followed by super early morning shifts.

4th of July

gettin geared up for another busy ass work day for the 4th of july at Seaworld. fuck.



get off the trolley and start walkin to the bus stop. as im walkin towards the 9 bus to SW...this bus driver almost runs me over, opens the door, and yells,"HEY! U! U GOIN TO SEAWORLD?! U! SEAWORLD?!" im like yeah. he goes,"GET IN!, NOW! ILL TAKE U TO SEAWORLD". the bus reads 'out of service'. hmm..., i say, "OK!". haha....shit!...wtf am i thinkin. this bus driver seems a lil whacked outta his mind. so i get in...he doesnt even check for a bus pass. red flag #1? this fool looks like santa claus on crack...cuz hes skinny as hell, says random shit at random tones of voice, and keeps scratching his neck/white full ass santa beard. haha. i swear i didnt know a bus could drive at such speeds and accelerations. he took some crazy ass route and some BACK ALLEYS...it was JUST ME and HIM on the bus....red flag #2? at one point i thought he was gonna drive me somewhere and try to rape me at some back alley...thatd be weird...gettin an anal bead present from anorexic santa during the summertime...haha....heres a pic of the ride there on the EMPTY bus...

got to work...and IT WAS NOT BUSY AT ALL. i was like...is this really the 4th of july?!...turns out...we get SLAMMED after 6pm. FUCK...shouldnt have said. we closed at 11. but the line was so long it took another 30 min before we got everyone served and out the door. we cleaned and got out at 130AM. yeah... I SAID 'AM'. went home. and knocked out.

it's a lovely day, i just got paid!

work: 230-1030pm

gotta get that money... wake up at 11 or so. leave round noonish. get there an hour early and chill with my old supervisor/manager christie and melissa. kinda weird listenin to them talk bout relationships and hot guys at the gym they go to and goin out clubbin'. haha. had an interesting group to work with today. pretty much a bunch of teh new ppl and minors taht just got hired. and one of em was morgan. this funny random ass black chick. kept goin on tryin to get ppl to get hyped up bout payday. haha. and liz was the closing supervisor, so its gonna be a good day at work today. oh and this one dwarf sized girl was workin too. her names jennifer. bout time we get some filipinos other than me workin at that place. haha this beezy is so short...she uses a stool on the register! hahaha...yup..shes the same fucker that tried to charge me when i went to seaworld on monday with my lil brho and shar and casper. ill see ya tomorrow when u come in tryin to get a sundae from me, better cash that paycheck before u come in.

her face was cutoff while tryin to take the pic. no worries, just look on ur keebler elf cookie packages for her face...its pretty similar, haha.

when it got superslow at night with no customers in sight...everyone was chattin it up talkin bout shit. one topic was tattoos. found out my supervisor liz has a tattoo of an angel on her upper back. she said,"its cuz im an angel". HAHAHAHAH! i was like, "SINCE WHEN!?!?!?" hahaha. (liz is a freak! haha jk, liz!, not really, haha). keebler jenni has a tulip on her obliques. and morgan has one on the inside of her finger...damn...taht one musta hurt.

my supe liz and rebecca, the girl that started workin at pete's same time i did, seem to think me and jenni got a thing. they trippin. rebecca earlier in the afternoon was like, "ooooh erwin, i see u 2 flirting with each other, she says she got a boyfriend but i dunno." then like 20min before i was off work, liz was like, "i see u erwin, i see the way u look at her (jenni)". i was like what?! i see u two flirting". i was like "whoa whoa whoa. first off...i dunno wat ur talkin bout. and second, she cant get with me, im outta her league." haha. liz was like..."hahaha, watever, im a girl, i can read these things, i see u two, u know what, ima try to send u two on lunch together when i get the chance". haha. watever liz...ur girl sensors need some tweaking. u too rebecca.

on the trolley ride back. this fat white guy is starts a convo with me askin me bout my colorful ass work uniform. askin me where i got it from cuz he wants to buy one! haha. i was like...uh....its my uniform at seaworld man. he was like, oh cool...it looks awesome, i want one. the other time someone asked where they could buy my uniform was last summer when this woman asked me where i could by the cap that matches my uniform. she was cancer patient receiving chemo. so...seems like my uniform is only 'cool' too fat retarded white guys and cancer chemo patients. lovely. haha.

fun(ny) day at work today. got 3 more straight days of it =(

but im goin to the movies with my delta sigma psi twin tomorrow...jeah!

if sex ed PSA's were more realistic...

they would prolly be more like this

haha, i like how at the end after the boy(who is holding up a big ass cuCUMber[wouldnt wanna be that guy in this PSA]) goes,"speak up mom", the girl adds,", dont be such a pussy"

who hired these kids to act in this?!? haha. genius.

"What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?"

woke up...was bored...so i spent some of my time with this pringles ad...then chilled in my living room... and watched some standup comedy... boring morning so far...


watched tv. erick was there too. we stumbled upon a gem of a tv reality show...'blind date'! ever watched it? its funny as hell. in this episode... this latina girl has one rule...'no sex on the first date'...the guy she is set up with...he tries to have sex on the first date. haha. perfect. hes an asshole, but a confident one. they make out a bunch of times. haha. he tries and brings up first date sex at one point for like 46 straight (elapsed for tv purposes) minutes. they then start makin out! hahahah..and this guy starts tryin to feel her up..and and shes blocking with one hand while still making out...block the right boob...then the left....haha then he tries down south, hahahah... i mean... if u cant get a pass thru the mountains...u for damn sure cant get a greenlight to the valley...


got a call from my lil brho...hes stayin at state...all he has to do is join a club. haha. not really. but that was a suggestion by the dean to get familiar with 'state' life.


then went to the great land of msg, as erick calls it...to get some chinese food. $5! + a drink!

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shar comes. oh btw, thanks lil sis for eating all the fried rice and chow mein and just leavin the meat for me -___-

we pick up liza and head to seaworld. again. i mean...is it that surprising? we have year passes? why not go all the time....its always soo much fun. haha.

first on the agenda...get some damn beers! me and shar go inside to get em...i see my coworker jenny on register. this beezy tries to charge me! hah! im gonna remember that jenni. i will.

we watch the dolphin show first. i dont really like the dolphin show. but seein the dolphins swim and belly flop cracks me up. kinda like watching swimmers swim in the special olympics.

SLL (Sea Lions Live)... now this show was dope. the pre show was pretty sick too. i saw this show last time with shar and jason. BUT this time around...my lil sis goes...i dont like this guy, i like the other actor/comedian better. i was like what?! he JUST came out...hasnt even performed ANYTHING yet. she goes...i know, but...the other guy was cuute. -___- so your one of them huh? haha. cool! me too. haha. turns out...this guy was wayyy funnier than the other guy. this is prolly my favorite show...it just makes fun of ALL THE OTHER SEAWORLD SHOWS. haha. love it.

time for the most soaking ever at seaworld...so...

then we go to shipwreck rapids. always one of the best parts of seaworld. its night time. and its cold. so the line is almost non existent. we are waiting behind these 2 little asian boys and my lil brho asks me if i can request to the seaworld ride coordinator if we can sit with them. yeah thats a good idea. thats not gonna make me look like a child sex offender at all, requesting to sit with the 2 little asian boys on the next boat. hahaha. so i didnt ask..instead our group of 4 gets paired with this mother and daughter of 2 family with ponchos. im tryin to get wet so i lean into all the splashes haha. we get back and go again!... shar is bein a baby and doesnt wanna get wet anymore...so the 5 YEAR OLD GIRL lets her get (and keep) her PONCHO. she wants some of the cold water fun. oh and... Every time we rode we saw this elderly chinese lady that soaked us with one of those sprays you pay for 25 cents. my lil brho says to me, "what if we told the employees at shipwreck rapid about that old lady that keeps on spraying us and then they say, was she wearing red? She's been dead for several years. She stays here with her grandson who also died on the ride". hahahaha..what if. haha. and i swear..that waterfall part at the end...they turned up the intensity on that shit...we were fine the whole time...then got soaked at that part...all of us. we get to stay on the boat cuz there was no line. thisll be our last ride...and one of the workers there starts joking and talkin to us since shes seen us ride it for like 5 straight times. haha. as we depart for our last ride she goes..."hey guys, what did the ocean say to the lifeguard?...................nothing, it just 'waved'".

shamu rocks show was last. didnt really get that wet... we were a section off. we usually get soaked there but not this time. =(

another wonderful...err....waterful day at seaworld with cry baby shar, dolphin discovery singing lil brho, and white as casper disgusted face liza. =) im gonna remember these times.