get off the trolley and start walkin to the bus stop. as im walkin towards the 9 bus to SW...this bus driver almost runs me over, opens the door, and yells,"HEY! U! U GOIN TO SEAWORLD?! U! SEAWORLD?!" im like yeah. he goes,"GET IN!, NOW! ILL TAKE U TO SEAWORLD". the bus reads 'out of service'. hmm..., i say, "OK!". haha....shit!...wtf am i thinkin. this bus driver seems a lil whacked outta his mind. so i get in...he doesnt even check for a bus pass. red flag #1? this fool looks like santa claus on crack...cuz hes skinny as hell, says random shit at random tones of voice, and keeps scratching his neck/white full ass santa beard. haha. i swear i didnt know a bus could drive at such speeds and accelerations. he took some crazy ass route and some BACK ALLEYS...it was JUST ME and HIM on the bus....red flag #2? at one point i thought he was gonna drive me somewhere and try to rape me at some back alley...thatd be weird...gettin an anal bead present from anorexic santa during the summertime...haha....heres a pic of the ride there on the EMPTY bus...
got to work...and IT WAS NOT BUSY AT ALL. i was like...is this really the 4th of july?!...turns out...we get SLAMMED after 6pm. FUCK...shouldnt have said. we closed at 11. but the line was so long it took another 30 min before we got everyone served and out the door. we cleaned and got out at 130AM. yeah... I SAID 'AM'. went home. and knocked out.
haha. reminds me of that chappelle stand up where he talks about some bum jackin off in the bus yankin on his wang dang. haha.
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