"What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?"

woke up...was bored...so i spent some of my time with this pringles ad...then chilled in my living room... and watched some standup comedy... boring morning so far...


watched tv. erick was there too. we stumbled upon a gem of a tv reality show...'blind date'! ever watched it? its funny as hell. in this episode... this latina girl has one rule...'no sex on the first date'...the guy she is set up with...he tries to have sex on the first date. haha. perfect. hes an asshole, but a confident one. they make out a bunch of times. haha. he tries and brings up first date sex at one point for like 46 straight (elapsed for tv purposes) minutes. they then start makin out! hahahah..and this guy starts tryin to feel her up..and and shes blocking with one hand while still making out...block the right boob...then the left....haha then he tries down south, hahahah... i mean... if u cant get a pass thru the mountains...u for damn sure cant get a greenlight to the valley...


got a call from my lil brho...hes stayin at state...all he has to do is join a club. haha. not really. but that was a suggestion by the dean to get familiar with 'state' life.


then went to the great land of msg, as erick calls it...to get some chinese food. $5! + a drink!

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shar comes. oh btw, thanks lil sis for eating all the fried rice and chow mein and just leavin the meat for me -___-

we pick up liza and head to seaworld. again. i mean...is it that surprising? we have year passes? why not go all the time....its always soo much fun. haha.

first on the agenda...get some damn beers! me and shar go inside to get em...i see my coworker jenny on register. this beezy tries to charge me! hah! im gonna remember that jenni. i will.

we watch the dolphin show first. i dont really like the dolphin show. but seein the dolphins swim and belly flop cracks me up. kinda like watching swimmers swim in the special olympics.

SLL (Sea Lions Live)... now this show was dope. the pre show was pretty sick too. i saw this show last time with shar and jason. BUT this time around...my lil sis goes...i dont like this guy, i like the other actor/comedian better. i was like what?! he JUST came out...hasnt even performed ANYTHING yet. she goes...i know, but...the other guy was cuute. -___- so your one of them huh? haha. cool! me too. haha. turns out...this guy was wayyy funnier than the other guy. this is prolly my favorite show...it just makes fun of ALL THE OTHER SEAWORLD SHOWS. haha. love it.

time for the most soaking ever at seaworld...so...

then we go to shipwreck rapids. always one of the best parts of seaworld. its night time. and its cold. so the line is almost non existent. we are waiting behind these 2 little asian boys and my lil brho asks me if i can request to the seaworld ride coordinator if we can sit with them. yeah thats a good idea. thats not gonna make me look like a child sex offender at all, requesting to sit with the 2 little asian boys on the next boat. hahaha. so i didnt ask..instead our group of 4 gets paired with this mother and daughter of 2 family with ponchos. im tryin to get wet so i lean into all the splashes haha. we get back and go again!... shar is bein a baby and doesnt wanna get wet anymore...so the 5 YEAR OLD GIRL lets her get (and keep) her PONCHO. she wants some of the cold water fun. oh and... Every time we rode we saw this elderly chinese lady that soaked us with one of those sprays you pay for 25 cents. my lil brho says to me, "what if we told the employees at shipwreck rapid about that old lady that keeps on spraying us and then they say, was she wearing red? She's been dead for several years. She stays here with her grandson who also died on the ride". hahahaha..what if. haha. and i swear..that waterfall part at the end...they turned up the intensity on that shit...we were fine the whole time...then got soaked at that part...all of us. we get to stay on the boat cuz there was no line. thisll be our last ride...and one of the workers there starts joking and talkin to us since shes seen us ride it for like 5 straight times. haha. as we depart for our last ride she goes..."hey guys, what did the ocean say to the lifeguard?...................nothing, it just 'waved'".

shamu rocks show was last. didnt really get that wet... we were a section off. we usually get soaked there but not this time. =(

another wonderful...err....waterful day at seaworld with cry baby shar, dolphin discovery singing lil brho, and white as casper disgusted face liza. =) im gonna remember these times.