ever wondered what teachers do on their summer vacation?

*pics of actual faces were not included for the privacy and reputation of the hard working teachers of america* haha

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had work from 3-11pm...

homeward bound on the trolley from old town at 1130pm..

trolley is pretty empty. then a couple of middle aged white ladies come in lookin for the trolley that will take them to fashion valley. they walk in and say..im sorry...u prolly just got off work and are thinkin 'fuck! i gotta deal with these drunk bitches on my ride home?'. yup...exactly wat i was thinking, haha. they then leave and think its the other one... so that lady goes,'oh i guess u dont have to deal with us!'.. the trolley is bout to get movin..and right before it does... a BIG ASS GROUP of about 25-30 middle aged white ladies come in and sit right next to me and surround me...and the girl that came in earlier..was like.. 'ope, i guess u do! hahahaha(loud drunk laughter)'.

so.. i get in a conversation with the drunk woman sitting across from me...who has a beer pinata(pictured below)..

...i was like...why do u have that?!..she was like...we were at the town and country bar in old town...and they didnt wanna give me anymore alcohol so i took this thing...and they wouldnt let me hit it either*sad face*. haha. there is this ONE SOBER WOMAN...sitting behind me... she keeps apologizing to me...shes like...im sooo sorry... im sorry u have to tolerate a bunch of drunk teachers...

...WHOA WHOA WHOA...wait...did u say...drunk...'TEACHERS'? haha. shes like..yeah, were teachers. im like really?! i knew it! thats wat teachers do on summer vacation...they get hammered! i was like..where u guys from? they said...arizona... nice...

one of em...then tried to sit on me...i was like..uh...and politely tried to push her off... 2 min later..she passed out on the pinata girl.. haha. one of the hot teachers (only like 5 outta the 25ish were hot) was bout to try to flash everyone..but the damn sober fun vampire teacher stopped her. great -____- thanks...MOM. geez... the one middle aged white male teacher that was there... was askin me how 'pimp' it was to have 25 women with him. i was like..r u like the principal or somethin? cuz right now...like mr belding, im sayin, 'hey hey hey hey hey what is goin on here?!?!?' haha. he starts a rant that gets added on by almost everyone... sayin...FUCKIN KIDS! THEYRE THE ONES THAT MAKE US DRINK LIKE THIS!...haahhaha...i knew it! so the truth comes out.

at their stop at fashion valley...the 'principal' gives me a fist bump. hahahahha.

after they leave...

this big black dude is chattin it up with this punjabi guru dude from india. at the next stop...this red dot indian girl sits next to her fellow indian. the 3 are blurrily pictured below...



...the black dude starts talkin her bout arranged marriages...and if she was scared of him when she first saw him. he was like,'u were scared of me?' she was like...'why would i be scared'. he goes,'well most ppl/women are, they see a big black guy at night on the trolley, and they get scared'. i start laughing out loud. this black dude tries to spit game at her the whole time til the last stop at sdsu. me and the guy behind them make eye contact...and laugh at his attempt, haha.