Happy 21st Bday to Gaby!
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Gaby was having her 21st bday dinner in PB at Fred's. I go ride over there with matt, rj, and mk. anneliese, christine, oj, kim, rachel were there too. bj gets there too. so im hungry as hell.. havent eaten the whole day. i get 3 different tacos, i think it was shrimp, steak and fish tacos. i get my food... and my best friend ashley (pictured below)...
...is sittin next to me. there is this red chili pepper on my plate (pictured below)...
...and ashley goes... i dare u to eat that pepper. hah! u crazy woman!. im not doin that. so she goes, ill pay for ur food if u do. awwwwwwwwwww shiiiiit... me + free food = do almost anything. haha. so now im like, ALRIGHT...ILL DO IT!.......2 words...BAD...IDEA....heres a series of pictures that illustrates said 2 words(captioned with the thoughts runnin thru my head)...
ONE BITE...
ok ok...its just a little hot...not thaaaat bad...
fuuuuuuuuck...ok....its baaaad...real bad....michael jackson... fuuuuck...oh my god....
...WHY DID I DO THIS?!? HOT DAMN!! ITS NOT WORTH IT ANYMORE!!! ITS NOOOTTTT! AHHH...MAKE IT STOP!...vision....gettting....blurry like this pic.....body...tingling...all over...it feels like im on...drugs...wtf is goin on here?!...
ashley asks the waitress to get me some milk for me...after first laughing at my face and agony..she takes a good 10 min before she comes back -_____-...meanwhile...i cant talk...like...it paralyzed my oral motor functions..and i couldnt open my mouth or talk clearly..its was just....gibberish... sounded perfect to me...until everyone i tried talkin to gave me a look like i was crazy and they couldnt understand anythin i was sayin. haha.
...i couldnt taste my food...it wore off after a while...i tasted bout half my food...shit was bomb tho! haha. worth it in the end? hell yeah. for those moments during the pepper...FUCK NO. haha.
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